Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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