hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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