Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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