a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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