i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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