tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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