He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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