think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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