Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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