DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
