i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i dont even know how to be here
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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