Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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