Your dad touched me again.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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