Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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