Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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