I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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