Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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