Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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