I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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