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• (443): View more from Maryland

  This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.

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• (707): View more from California

  After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.

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  Typical.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.

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  21 new emails...yikes

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• (585): View more from New York

  He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol

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