My hand turned me down
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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