why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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