it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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