a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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