If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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