i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
that's an acceptable place to lick
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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