Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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