win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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