My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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