i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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