your room smells of hookers.
And success
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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