At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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