? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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