sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
where does the pee come out of this thing
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Let's get the cat blown out
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
