Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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