If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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