come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Randomize
