i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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