Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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