Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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