I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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