some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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