He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I need water and some morals
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