dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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