I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
it hurts more in the daytime
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
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