If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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