You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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