He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
you have to choose: penises or morals?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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