We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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