That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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