that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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