lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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