That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Randomize
